Dining room art

The dining room -- really just a lobe of the great room between the kitchen and the office --- doesn't have much wall space at all.  The north wall is a bank of three windows:

 Those are 36" wide and currently open in this picture.

Also check out that horrible chandelier:

Here are all the things wrong with it:

• It has five arms.  Even numbers are better. Six is ideal. Four is acceptable.
• Candelabra bulbs.  These are incandescent because the sellers left us a bunch.  Finding proper LEDs for this was annoyingly expensive and difficult, and we had to go with slightly-dimmer IKEA bulbs.
• The style doesn't match the house.   Well, that's not strictly true.  It matches the bathroom renovation quite nicely.
• It's ugly. I found exactly this chandelier as an exemplar of ugly lighting choices on Pinterest.
• Even though the bulbs are glass, there are still windscreens around them and wax catchers under them, so they can be more "convincing" in their fake-candle-ness.

Here are all the things right with it:

• It turns on with a switch.  Only one switch, and a real one, not a relay.  
• Also, off with the same switch.
• It's pretty bright.
• The height above the table is good, and the diameter for the room is good.
• It's hung on a sturdy-looking beam between two rafters, so the mount point is probably secure enough to put something else there.

While we're waiting for a new fixture (current front-runner: glowing dodecahedron), here's the art.

West side.  On the far left in the back you can see the lonely print; upper right is the horrible light fixture.  Through the doorway on the right, the kitchen.  You can just see the corner of Fat Cat Capsizing above the salt and pepper on the kitchen table.

The upper print is volcanic rock flowing over limestone like chocolate sauce over ice cream, from the same beach at Bako as the lonely print.  

The bottom print is from an ice storm in Ann Arbor in the mid '00s, from the brilliant Kate Anderson.  

To the right of these, by the windows, is the beginnings of a group of travel pictures:

 

Top row, from left: baby pit viper at Semenggoh Orangutan Refuge hanging out in the foliage next to the path (credit: Scott Franklin); juvenile bear in the yard of Katie's cabin where I go on writing retreat; Konza prairie again, this time with my then-kindergartener and then-baby.

Bottom row, from left: smoke inversion layer at dawn in the parking lot of MHK, Mt Hood, Super Trees at Singapore Gardens by the Bay.

Eventually these will spread over the whole wall, but I'll need to go to a lot more places first.  Luckily, more travel is very high on my professional goals list. My phone easily prints at 11x14, Target makes simple black 11x14 frames we love, and the world is full of beautiful landscapes adjacent to conferences and universities.

On the other side of the dining room, on the wall it shares with the office, there are three prints in order. 

 

So many things about this delight me:

• The left is fan art in the style of a WWII poster.  It's WWII Captain America saying "I want you to vaccinate your fucking kids".  I sought the original artist for weeks, was unsuccessful, and made my own print.  This is comics at their finest: history that never was, post-fact romanticized image of what might've been, layered with current events commentary.  I love the overtones of public health as a patriotic act. 
• The center is a reprint of a WPA poster from the Library on Congress on "Occupations related to mathematics."  The WPA did so many beautiful things for our country, from infrastructure to art.  I spent two weeks cruising a small fraction of the LoC's extensive collection and made five prints. 
• The right is a copy of the Magna Carta.  This is history that was, but misremembered and made into an icon of something related-but-different.  This print was a graduation gift to my husband from his grandfather, and spent a decade (or more?) rolled up in a tube, waiting for us to have the budget to drymount and space to hang.  It was the first of many things Candlewood framed for us and I love how it came out.

I think this wall is done.